When there is floor coffee, it’s a sign that my writing is fruitful. This is the day when I am working on at least three books at the same time. If you were to hear me speak this phrase “floor coffee” aloud, you might assume me to be using a romantic metaphor such as la flor del café, but this is not the case; I would be referring instead, quite literally, to el café del floor. When I am multi-tasking my writing, there is no room on the desk for my coffee mug, in which case I must place it on the floor. My coffee mug tells you that my desk is full, and, therefore, so am I. Thank you for your understanding. I wish you all creatively productive days with as much floor coffee as you can handle.